just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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