are you so shy because you have an std?
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
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