Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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