you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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