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• (863): View more from Florida

  And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...

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• (607): View more from New York

  with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.

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  Probably on drugs.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  The ass gains better be worth it

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