he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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