im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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