After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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