the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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