They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
You left your underwear on the fireplace
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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