My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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