Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
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