shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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