summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
