Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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