DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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