ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
