It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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