i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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