So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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