In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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