Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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