I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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