The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Your tits are I can't wait for
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
its liver damage thursday
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