Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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