That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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