The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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