Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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