I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Randomize
