he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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