i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Randomize
