Well apparently he's into motor boating.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
