the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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