No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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