I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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