i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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