So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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