Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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