for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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