? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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