(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Fuck me I smell like cheese
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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