i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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