I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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