so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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