Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
The best revenge is premature balding
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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