But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
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