so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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