Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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