ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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