it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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